Well, call me crazy if you must...but, I've applied to and been accepted to another graduate program.
I will begin M.A. number three in the Fall (first one: MA - MUSIC @ UCLA, second one: MA - Organizational Leadership @ APU) . This time, I will be studying Clinical Social Work in Boston University's Online MSW program.
No, I don't have to move to Boston. Coursework is online..... Field Work is done locally (during 2nd year of the program).
Then, in a few years when I tell someone "what the crap is wrong with you? ... you friggin' need THERAPY!" ... I can follow that statement up with my business card. :-)